THE TALE OF TWO COWS 


SOCIALISM - You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. 

COMMUNISM - You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides 
you with milk. 

FASCISM - You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the 
milk. 

BUREAUCRACY - You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots 
one, 
milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain. 

CAPITALISM - You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. 

CORPORATE - You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce the 
milk of four cows and then act surprised when it drops dead. 

DEMOCRACY - You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that 
you must sell them both in order to support a man in a foreign country who 
has only one cow, which was a gift from your government. 

The Washington Times, May 21-27 , 
INSIDE THE BELTWAY by John McCaslin, p.6, Col. 2. "No Bull"